God’s Opinion on Climate Change and the Environment, was summarized by his district sales manager, Pope Francis, into 10 easily digestible Christian Commandment chunks, perfect for chiseling on any Alabama courthouse. God only wasted one commandment, #6, on self-serving……but it was a soft-sell.
Way better than the original Ten Commandments, which was overstuffed with 4 heavy-handed Christian-Brand promoting commandments, leaving only 6 practical commandments to live by. Of course the Christian brand was new then, so one imagines, that brand development was a big part of what the marketing department spent its time on.