UPDATED: Who's Got Talent? United Breaks Guitars

With great amusement we have discovered, as many of you already have, this musical complaint with United Airline's botched baggage (and customer) handling. Youtube.com

Got us to thinking.
Does our industry, do our readers, have hidden creative skills which can be used to celebrate or denigrate our industry, a brand, the government, a dealer, this site, whatever as long as dealing in appliances?  Song, Poetry, Comic strip, Short movie, horror, comedy, something else.

If you've got the chops, a poetic way with words, artistic skill, a director's eye, then write it, record it, upload to Youtube (video) or to us (non-video, non-audio only).
International submissions welcome.

We turn away so many consumers wishing to make a product complaint via ApplianceAdvisor.com.
If consumers could just complain more creatively, with a certain entertainment value, we might be happy to publish.

Fine Print in big type:  ApplianceAdvisor.com has final word on publishing or not based on any criteria at all.  Submissions must be the creative work of, and wholly owned by, submitter.

UPDATED August 4:  Really?  Nothing?  No hidden talents in all of our great industry?  How terribly disappointing.