Sears Rant

Sears is an historic brand which once helped build this nation with an "if-it-exists-it's-in-there" catalog and a knowing sales staff.  More recently Sears has done a reasonable job of selling quality merchandise, clothing and appliances in neat stores with a clean and somewhat attentive sales staff.  Who (among us) does not know the Sears motto:   "Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back" ?
Well as we were saying, this bedrock American company was acquired today by Kmart, a bankrupt retailer made famous by its blue light specials, its staggeringly depressing fluorescent lit stores, and its under-staffing by the unmotivated.
If one is so unfortunate as to have acquired a shower curtain at Kmart, one immediately feels the need to go home straight away, install said shower curtain onto pre-existing shower rod, enter said shower (preferably clothed), and proceed to shower the residue of the aforementioned Kmart visit from one's person.  Repeat.  
Sears owned by Kmart; can this be a good thing?  We have no opinion.
Comment from ex-Kmart Store Manager