Newest Shock in Tiger Wood's Dirty Laundry

In a shocking late night confession an editor at ApplianceAdvisor.com admitted to being involved in the growing Florida drama. 
The editor who is balding, paunched, middle aged and married explained how he frequently stole into the Woods compound when Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren was out of the way shopping, traveling, and once when she was simply getting the mail out of the mail box, so he could use the golf star's washer and dryer pair.  The editor believes that Nordegren's unfortunate late night golf outing was initiated not by some celebrity groupy but instead by the discovery of size 38 Fruit of the Loom tighty whitey's stuck in the lint catch.