The KBIS Dance Card is Here!!!!!!!
Submitted by advisor on Sun, 05/01/2005 - 2:02am.
UPDATE MAY 14: SHOW IS OVER
The KBIS Dance Card is Here!!!!!!!
The 2005 Kitchen and Bath Show Dance Card. Print for the Show
Take the time remaining to train your landing crew with winning strategies including:
- evasion tactics if confronted by a knob salesman
- identification concealment when in enemy territory
- casual enemy interrogation through the subterfuge of kvetching about one's boss, UL, or the Chinese
- tactical public / private scratching and re-adjustment; always a popular course
- rapid deployment to whichever booth is handing out the Dove Bars.
There's much to learn, but there's still time to learn it.
DANCE CARD UPDATE: "FCI" is actually "Fulgor", the Dance Card has been corrected.
