Home Despot CEO Resigns

Home Depot CEO Bob Nardelli resigned January 3, 2007 of whom it can be said, that of ALL the things he did for Home Depot, at least he DID NOT drive into one of his stores in a pickup truck, randomly shooting patrons and employees (with a Paslode F350S PowerMaster Pneumatic Nailer), drinking Southern Comfort mixed with paint thinner (Sterling brand Thin-X Blue Paint Thinner), while dementedly cackling, only moments before detonating his cargo, a mixture of 700 lbs of fertilizer (Scott's Osmocote Ammonium Nitrate (14) 50 lb bags) and 70 gallons of oil (Felco Lubrication Oil (7) ten gallon buckets with easy pouring spout) sending several power tools (specifically the Dewalt Heavy-Duty 18 Gauge 14.4V Cordless Swivel Head and Shear) on a sub-orbital trajectory.

We further DO NOT believe that Home Depot is transferring well north of $200 million to Mr. Nardelli in order to avoid the above scenario.  Nahh none of that, we just think that the board of directors is dumber than a bag of rocks.
SEE MAY 2006 FOR OUR EARLIER ARTICLE ON HD