Dyson To Sell Our Children Into Slavery

James Dyson is famous for both elevating vacuuming chores to an act of personal self-fulfillment as well as giving each room as it is completed, a biblical aura of "emaculation" with the mechanical inhalation of dust bunnies.  Several Dysaniacs, as his customers are known, have actually reported a feeling of weightlessness and a physical sensation of the presence of Jesus.  These reports, mostly from Texas, and breathlessly recounted on the Dyson website, primarily occur to users when vacuuming under the beds of 16 - 18 year old sons who have bedrooms with door locks.  Go figure.
James Dyson has now tossed a grenade into our own appliance baileywick, inventing a new major appliance category with an unholy trinity of conjoined cubic-shaped small appliances rumored to include a hotdog toaster, jello mixer and sock washer.  This may very well be the one asssault we cannot withstand.
We are doomed.

The Fast Company Story.

The Dyson Patent